Do You Practice In Front Of The Mirror
This just in folks, Bill Maher is the first white person in history to have permission to use the “N” word.
A closed door session including people like Bill Cosby, Rev Al Sharpton, and Ice Cube decided yesterday that…
” Yes Bill Maher can use the “N” word, but only while smoking weed with African Americans.”
You Go Boy!
Know any other white people that can use the “N” word? Let us know….
and no Michael Rappaport still can’t use it.
The Mansion Boys have decided to leak a song from there upcoming new full length CD. This one features Roger rapping, and rapping well. A song that dives further into the Mansion Boy World and the blurred line between the Fantasy and Reality of the Mansion Boy World. With references to a shlong and synesthesia this song is a 3 Minute trip into the Mansion Boy World. Perhaps after midnight in a convertible on the 101.
Enjoy, only available at “The Dirty Mirror”
Mick Boogie has done it again. Now you know if The Mansion Boys are talking about another artist or in this case 4 other artists (The Noisettes-Kanye West – Mick Boogie – Terry Urban) then you know it’s good.
Wikipedia offers the following definition for upgrade…
The term upgrade refers to the replacement of a product with a newer version of that same product.
As a Mansion Boy you will find yourself stumbling upon upgrades, see contrary to popular belief the Mansion Boy is not always striving for more, but more so for the better.
The first image loaded on my google search for upgrade images was Darth Vader, who is an upgraded version of his former self. It is Criggin’s belief that Darth Vader had a detachable penis and depending on which of his Mansion Star Wars girls he was servicing he would attach the appropriate one. Keeping his anonymity he would attached different races of penis’s.
It is in this way that Darth Vader is one of the of premiere space traveling Mansion Boys. Are we saying you have to turn from a life of protection to destruction to become a Mansion Boy, No. But we may just be saying that if your going to travel in space, a detachable penis is a great way to keep your Mansion Boy Master Space Suite from being empty.
| You know the Mansion is a teaching Mansion. We like to edify our fellow Mansionaires. Today’s lesson is how to be a Married Mansion Boy. Our primary example is ICE T. He has turned his marriage to COCO into a Million Dollar business and looked good doing it. Even when he breaks a Mansion Boy rule he reinforces one. Take a look at how ICE T maintains his high level residency in the Mansion. |
| Here Ice Breaks the rule of sitting on a throne with out a tie. However he is sitting on a throne. |
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| Here we have Mr. Ice doing a double shoot, not something all Mansion Boys can pull off. Pics for the net and Video for the bed room. |
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| Ice is chillin and there is nothing wrong with that. Allowing a pic to be taken while chillin is an infraction. However having a pre-porn moment in the dining room on a couch that looks like it belongs in a dinning room, thats a new standard. |
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| This pic is about some money.A Mansion Boy like Ice T will not be in a suit like this unless its about some money. Also note Coco’s assets are covered, leading us to believe this was a 6 – 7 figure deal. |
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| And Finally, a bright yellow suit? Ice T… what is going on? That would get most people kicked out the Mansion. However he is on the Red carpet at a MTV award show and his girl is in fishnet with no bra. Ice has taken his suit and paired it with Coco’s Assets creating a Fantastic mansion outfit. |
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| There you have it. That is today’s lesson Mansion Boys. Take note and go forth onto the weekend with style and skill as a Mansion Boy Should. |
The Macallan Fine and Rare Collection, 1926, 60 Years Old
Price: $38,000
The oldest and most sought-after of Macallan’s revolutionary Fine & Rare Collection is now sold out. But you can get a taste while supplies last, the totally unique Scotch whisky is sitting top shelf at the Old Homestead Steakhouse in the Borgata Hotel Casino & Spa in Atlantic City, N.J. However, it sells for $3,300 per dram. Thats really nothing compared to the fine Roger had to pay the Mansion Association when he got caught drinking “Store Brand” Vodka.
This is the Crigg, i can be Freaky but… not Lady Gaga freaky. I think we all know now why she is so Rad…. She is working both sides of the universe. The MANsion side and the GIRLsion side. Is the Crigg mad at her? The answer is; im not sleeping with her/him so no im not mad.
Here is a supposed quote from Lady Man Gaga…..
Its not something that I’m ashamed of, just isn’t something that i go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but i consider myself a female. Its just a little bit of a penis and really doesnt interfere much with my life. the reason I haven’t talked about it is that its not a big deal to me. like come on. its not like we all go around talking about our vags. I think this is a great opportunity to make other multiple gendered people feel more comfortable with their bodies. I’m sexy, I’m hot. i have both a poon and a peener. big fucking deal.
- L8d Gaga
A picture would go here but in discovering this story the Crigg threw up a little and had to go.
“Its not all about the money, but I’m going to have to get paid.”
-Criggin Jankin
Today while visiting the guest house in the Mansion i found some old mags, and no not those kind…. I went to fire my butler who stopped drinking and was no longer fun, when i found this old Esquire Magazine. Halle Berry in what was to be her last magazine article went full fledged dirty hotel room sexy…. Enjoy these shots once again….
$620 Million Dollars a year, thats what we get out of you.
Have you ever left a voice mail on someone’s cell phone?
Ever been forced to listen to that 15 sec ramble from the automated lady. Well times that times that and you have a Beach house.
